My RULES.

-Dream Big. Work Harder.
-real friends deserve to be treated as such
-if i don’t hustle i don’t eat
-only ask mom and granny for large sums of money…everybody else will make you feel bad about it.
-remember that EVERY SONG IS YOUR SONG and act accordingly
-always talk during the movie/play/ballet/traffic jam/lecture…fuck the old white people behind you. fuck.them.
-think about what you say
-except if it’s funny. if it’s funny, SHOUT THAT SHIT.
-always buy boy shorts
-mother knows best
-before any big event in life, prom/wedding/graduation watch the Beyonce experience.
-laugh instead of cry
-cry instead of argue
-argue instead of fight
-send funny random texts to your new love at 11:06 every Thursday, sets the tone for the relationship.
-when depressed play Kirk franklin, beyonce, kanye and yo gotti, in that order.
-always be a diva
-but fuck wearing make-up everyday, really don't need that shit.
-always laugh when the hilarity ensues.
-boys that ONLY text you, get the friends status.
-go hard or go home.
-me first. always.
-sing and laugh loud as you can possibly can all the time.
-depend on no one else for your happiness.
-if it don't make you happy. fuck it.
-laugh at the haters, and gloat about your success at the Oscars.
-READ.READ.READ.PRAY.READ.
-only eat good food.
-breathe.
-God first. Family second. everything else.